Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
