the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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