i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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