And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
