what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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