Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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