So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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