ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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