I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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