He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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