the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I wish they made helmets for livers.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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