Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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