i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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