someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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