that's an acceptable place to lick
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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