Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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