I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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