we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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