Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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