I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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