where am i from again
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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