That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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