IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
