Just fell off a train. Bad.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
operation have a gay friend backfired
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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