hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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