I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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