Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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