i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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