Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
My day in three words: secret purse cake
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
