he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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