im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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