When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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