Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
My ass is underappreciated
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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