just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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