but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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