The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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