what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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