You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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