dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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