oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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