He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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