I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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