I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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