So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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