i jhust puked up my retainher.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Still dying that you shit outside
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
