This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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