doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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