But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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