new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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