Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
This is classic penis vs brain.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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