So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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