found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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