we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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