This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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