Midget sex pt 2 tonight
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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