would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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