Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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