You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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